Here are the lyrics for “Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit” with Neil Patrick Harris, Josh Radnor, Jason Segel, Cobie Smulders & Alyson Hanniga. Also you can buy the song on iTunes or download the video for free ,at least for now, on iTunes as well (link: ). Finally, if you haven’t yet then let us knwo wht you thought of the episode in the Girls Vs Suits Discussion.
And now the full lyrics to “Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit”. Enjoy:
I know what you’re thinking
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it’s not a failure
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines
It’s a truth you can’t refute
Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the girls and boys
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in the jacket and tie
That puppy in the double-breast
That ’80s dude in mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who’s kinda cute
Nothing suits ‘em like a suit
Wingman I can wear
They’re oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please
What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you’d never grow old? Suits.
What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It’s moot.
What if world peace
Were within your reach … Abbadabada I’m gonna stop you right there. It’s suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two! Three! Four!
Girls will go and girls will come
But there’s only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there’s no accepted substitute
I’m sorry suits, let’s make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
‘Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a …. wait for it …
Then again, she is pretty hot.
I love those lyrics and I love the song. I really don’t like Barney himself though,
I live in his shadow apparently. Stellson = St-ill-son and so I live his life but in a worse shadow.
This song is just pure awesomeness! It’s legen…
No, I won’t make this joke. 😉
100 episodes… I can’t belive it… I enjoyed them so much! Thank you very much for the song, the show and everything!
(By the way… “Picture a world where all the boys and girls”, not “girls and boys”!)…dary!
It’s Stinson. Not stillson. So fail:D
Love this song!! I’m not a person who like music, but this song is just AWESOMENESS!!!!!!
its Picture a world where all the boys and Girls nt Picture a world where all the girls and boys
there is nothing wrong with
love dis song
That’s a interesting interpretation, but I think you misunderstood the point of the third part. Of course you could say that – how you desribed it – “iopas” and “cvbnm”, but I don’t think that it truly represents what Barney was talking about.
But still it’s an interesting point of view!
Fail to you, it Stellson and you wrote Stillson
But yes it is Barney Stinson
Very good, you two! And now… read his comment.
Found it? Probably not. Wait, let me show it to you:
“I live in his shadow apparently. Stellson = St-ill-son and so I live his life but in a worse shadow.”
Which means, he intended it to be “Stellson”. Bu hey, it’s understandable that you oversaw the line in this huge amount of text he wrote. If it had been just two lines, you would have to be a total retard not to see the quoted line, but in this case, I think it’s okay.
that song is legen… wait for it … dary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
As Randy would say LEGENDARY wait-for-it DARY
I know what you’ve been thinkin what barney been drinkin…
I love this song and love Barney and suits and nothing can be a suit .
BARNEY IS GOD
BARNEY IS GOD